Mom(concerned): Are you comfortable travelling by train?
Son(mumbles): Bus or train… Okay…
Mom: Do you have train ticket with you?
Son: My friend has it. He is going to drop me at the railway station.
Mom: What about your purse?
Son: What about what about the purse?
Mom: The railway station is crowded. There are pickpockets! Be careful.
Son: Purse will be safe in my jeans.
Mom(all of a sudden): You don’t wear a banyan!
Mom: You could put your purse inside the banyan! It is more safe, you know?
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