Comparison of women with products



Young Friend 1(YF1): Dude.. I do not know how to solve this problem.

Young Friend 2(YF2): What problem?

YF1: I ask girls to dance with me at the club. They tell me they are already with a guy.

YF2: *laughs* Elementary, Mr Watson

YF1: *confused*

YF2: Use the product analogy. That works for me.

YF1: Product analogy?

YF2: Yes, I tell them I compare women to products. So, I classify them into three types. Type 1 are the ones who are divorced. These are products which were rejected by customers. Type 2 are the ones who are single. These are products which have not attracted any customers. Type 3 are the ones with someone or married. These are products which are picked up by customers. The customer are extremely happy with this and do not want this to be replaced.

YF1: *still confused* So, how does that help?

YF2: You tell them they are Type 3. You might not get the girl. But she will definitely introduce to her friends.

Well, does it work? I do not know. Good luck!


Comments

  1. AADSeptember 18, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    haha....hilarious...
    Like they say...'the good ones are always taken'...

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  2. NonaSeptember 18, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    @Anjali - :) Yes, true. Aren't you talking about the good ones in men? :p

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  3. Hariharan ValadySeptember 18, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    My god. What an idea, sirji?

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  4. MadhulikaSeptember 18, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    arrey... trust me.. this wouldnt work :P

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 18, 2011 at 9:20 PM

    good women and men, are myth :D

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  6. NonaSeptember 18, 2011 at 11:36 PM

    @Hariharan - :D Next time I meet the young friend 2, I will pass the message.

    @Madhulika - :) I aint going to tell that to them. Let them make a fool of themselves. Then, I will blog about it. ;)

    @Chintan - Wise words. :)

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  7. MadhulikaSeptember 19, 2011 at 8:10 AM

    its lil rude... but still do blog about it... Lol...
    I am waiting for it... ;)

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  8. NonaSeptember 19, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    @Madhulika - :)

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  9. Satish MutatkarSeptember 19, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    Good one Nona, keep writing...:)

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  10. NonaSeptember 19, 2011 at 11:21 AM

    @Satish - Thanks

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  11. Sahana RaoSeptember 19, 2011 at 6:18 PM

    Mona nahi toh Sona hi Sahi ;)
    Good idea actually.. :D

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  12. NonaSeptember 19, 2011 at 6:53 PM

    @SpicySweet - he he. It looks like a solid idea. But not sure about the success(conversion) rates. :)

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  13. Rajedra RaikwarDecember 16, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    Great post

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  14. NonaDecember 16, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    @Rajendra - Thanks

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