Tuesday, December 6, 2011

A good boy has the BEST day of his life

If you are a girl, there is nothing in this post for you. On second thoughts, wait! There is something for you when I am done with this. So, be an observer for now. If you are a boy, this is for you depending on what you are; namely a good boy or bad boy. If you are a good boy and don't plan to change your virtue-quotient, there is nothing for you here! My advice is to continue being so. Now, if you are a bad boy, there are a lot of things for you here. Like they say, all of us are born good before we make the decision to cross over to the dark side. I am not going to ponder about what made you cross over. Instead I'm going to tell you a little tale; a little tale about 2 bad boys and 1 good boy.

On Saturday evening, the good boy volunteers to cook chicken curry and aaloo mutter for the group. The bad boys are happy since they don't have to cook. This is when the good boy gets a call. The good boy is moving into a new apartment and as the landlord will be away, this is the only night where the keys can be handed over. The good boy leaves the party. The bad boys cooks food and consumes two bottles of port wine. They get so wasted that one of them end up sitting on the kitchen floor hugging the garbage bin. The other bad boy promptly takes a picture of this historic moment and sends to the third bad boy who couldn't take part in the festivities. Soon, they go to sleep. If this sounds like fun, then let's check what is happening to the good boy.

The good boy locates the landlord with great difficulty and gets the keys. The landlord is attending a birthday party and requests the good boy to join the party. The good boy reluctantly agrees. The landlord departs the party early, leaving the good boy with 5 girls. The good boy, like a gentleman, humors the girls in his own characteristic style. When the time arrives to say good-bye, the birthday girl tells him thank you. Then she tells him she wants to say thank you in a special way. The special way turns out to be very special indeed. The birthday girl does a strip-tease act for him while the other 4 girls encourages the teaser and the teased. When the striptease is over, the girls still wants his company. They take him to a nightclub. This nightclub also turns to be special; a lesbian nightclub.

The bouncers do not let a guy inside the nightclub. But the girls are determined. They cajole the bouncer and the power of their collective persuasive power opens the doors of the lesbian nightclub for the good boy. He is the only man in that room with 300 odd women. At this point, you may ask "But what is the point? It is a lesbian nightclub!". My response,  "Two things". The first is simple. Woman and Woman = 2 women! The second is slightly more complex. You need to get off this page briefly and learn the meaning of the term "bisexual". They party through the night into the early morning hours. Then the girls take him back to their place.

The bad boys wake up in the morning with a hangover. They make coffee. The good guy has not returned. The morning turns into afternoon. A tired good boy returns home. He tells the bad boys "You guys should have come with me. I had the BEST day of my life". Being good, he is neither divulging more information nor willing to define BEST.

That sums up the tale of 2 bad boys and 1 good boy. Since you have been reading this with a lot of patience, I have a question for you. "Do you still want to a bad boy?". In case the answer is yes, go back to the beginning, read the post again. As for you girls, I haven't forgotten you. A word of advice for you. Keep encouraging the good boys. There are very few of them. Act before they are extinct!



12 comments:

  1. Of course we want to know who was the lucky boy!

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  2. @Everlost - My lips are sealed. Read it as "I'm jealous and I'm not going to publish his name!". :)

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  3. I am not sure I like the good boy. I would prefer the boy who spent the night hugging the garbage bin. At least I know what he did the whole night.

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  4. @Aparna - :) Welcome welcome welcome. That was for commenting after a very long time. First things first, now I know what to write about to make you comment on a post. Secondly, trust the good boy to do the right thing. :D

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  5. Lol.. Determined to be a good boy now. Thanks for the motivation. :D

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  6. @Harish - :) I was able to motivate one person with my post. Mission accomplished!

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  7. I did not think my comments were that valued! I do however read all your posts, just never get around to comment on them. Too much work :)

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  8. @Aparna - tsk tsk tsk. Thank you for reading all the posts. You used to comment on all post at one point of time and then you were gone. So was not very sure if you had stopped reading because of "too much work". ;)

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  9. In the end, both bad boys and good boys want to have fun. It is like when they say, be good because then in the heaven you will get beautiful women and wine. I guess your story is more about a especially lucky day in the life of the "good" guy :)

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  10. @Sunil - :) Well, the question one should be asking is "Does this especially lucky day happen in the life of the 'bad' guy?". ;) If it does not, then it pays to be good.

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  11. hehehe.. the story was funny.. but leme tell you.. the message for girls is lil double meaning :P

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  12. @Madhulika - :) Double meaning or open for interpretation?

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