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Pappettan goes to a restaurant in Paris with his French friend. After going over the menu, Pappettan orders a dish containing beef.
French Friend: *surprised* Do you know this contains...err..beef?
Pappettan: *calmly* Yes.
French Friend: *bewildered, takes a moment to recompose himself* It is cow...
Pappettan: *smiles*
French Friend: You are Hindu?
Pappettan: Yes, I am.
French Friend: *more confused* Cow is sacred for you. But you eat beef?
Pappattan: Indian cows are sacred. French cows aren't.
Tags: Pappettan Says,Cow,Beef
Pappettan goes to a restaurant in Paris with his French friend. After going over the menu, Pappettan orders a dish containing beef.
French Friend: *surprised* Do you know this contains...err..beef?
Pappettan: *calmly* Yes.
French Friend: *bewildered, takes a moment to recompose himself* It is cow...
Pappettan: *smiles*
French Friend: You are Hindu?
Pappettan: Yes, I am.
French Friend: *more confused* Cow is sacred for you. But you eat beef?
Pappattan: Indian cows are sacred. French cows aren't.
Tags: Pappettan Says,Cow,Beef
Now why didn't I think of this logic before? But then I don't need to as I am a vegetarian :-P
ReplyDelete:) That is Pappettan?
DeleteLOL! :D Pappettan reminds me of the cheesiness of Supaandi!
ReplyDeletePappettan is more tongue-n-cheek.
Deletedirect rip off from some book .... u should be knowing which ... :-p in the book the 'hero' accidentally eats beef & the waiter consoles him saying the beef here is not sacred ... :-p
ReplyDeleteI really do not know which book. Let me know. I just retell what unfolds in front of me. The people whose experiences I retell may be taking inspiration from other sources. ;)
Deletei think its inscrutable americans
DeleteThanks. :)
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ReplyDeleteOH WOW. oh wow o wow o wow!
ReplyDeletepappettan is amazing and your posts regarding his "utterings" never fail to surprise and amaze.
awesomeness!
thank you =)
Thank you very much for encouraging words.
DeleteLMAF... how can a Indian say this??
ReplyDeleteIts like saying "I am a vegetarian, I only eat veg chicken" ;)
Yes, very similar to that. :)
Deletelol... loved it. Keep the wit rolling.
ReplyDeleteHa ha That's great :)
ReplyDeletehaha that was funny :) ... I like this papettan character. waiting for more witty jokes :)
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DeleteHa! Pappettan's really smart. I already like him.
ReplyDeletehahaha...I couldn't stop laughing. Actually Keralites, including Hindus, eat cow - they just love beef. I think Kerala cow is also not sacred!!
ReplyDelete:) So true.
DeleteThat's really funny storytelling. Loved it absolutely.
ReplyDeleteThat's a new twist on the sacred cow:)
ReplyDeletehe he he
DeleteThe women at home are worthy of respect, those on the streets are not. Nice one, Nona!
ReplyDeleteOuch! That hurts.
Deletehahaha hilarious! :D
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DeleteIndian cows are sacred. French cows aren't. lolz
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DeleteAh very funny
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