Pappettan goes to a restaurant in Paris with his French friend. After going over the menu, Pappettan orders a dish containing beef.
French Friend: *surprised* Do you know this contains...err..beef?
Pappettan: *calmly* Yes.
French Friend: *bewildered, takes a moment to recompose himself* It is cow...
French Friend: You are Hindu?
Pappettan: Yes, I am.
French Friend: *more confused* Cow is sacred for you. But you eat beef?
Pappattan: Indian cows are sacred. French cows aren't.
Tags: Pappettan Says,Cow,Beef